I’m part of a few mom groups on social media, and one of them posted something that I found amusing – and any of you mothers out there would probably agree. The post said “Tell me you’re a mom without saying you’re a mom”. Here are some of my favorites:
- I have these little roommates that don’t pay bills and demand snacks all day.
- I haven’t folded laundry on the same day it was washed since 2012.
- I have these little roommates that don’t pay bills and demand snacks all day.
- There’s these two short dudes who mess up my house everyday and insult my cooking all the time, but I still want to hang out with them.
- I want to pee ALONE
- Grocery shopping alone, even with a mask, feels like self care
- Applied diaper rash cream as a deodorant…#sleepdeprived.
- Never thought I’d say this but going into the office is the ultimate “get away”
- And then, and then, and then he ran quickly but, and then he chose to, but and then, and, and
- I’m hiding in my closet eating chocolate
- Today I said the sentence “please stop trying to lick my eyes.”
Miuzing 